swornswans:

bralpha:

bralpha:

so yesterday i got home from my best friend’s birthday party and thirty seconds later my sister comes into my room and asks me if i can keep a secret and i said it depends and she pulled a fucking cat out from behind her back and i was like “i think we can keep this between us”

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his name is peanut and hes this country’s most precious secret 

well now 171 people know about this you had one job

(via weeping-angels-take-the-ponds)


mitchdahbitch:

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ill take the one in the red 

(via norwegian-would)


stumpatd:

stumpatd:

i wish i knew what you were thinking 

i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog 

(via norwegian-would)


(via raggedymans)


bakward:

I’m not anti-gun.

I’m pro improved gun regulations.

Aka anti getting shot in the face in places where I should feel safe, like my school


bonearenaofmyskull:

thesassycat:

sexrumors:

I have a drug dealer friend from elementary school that if you show him that u are still in school gives u student discount on the goods.

He cares

Stay in school, kids.

(via norwegian-would)


tylerchokely:

i hate when babies cry like grow the fuck up and pay taxes 

(via greetings)


dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

(via allonsyforever)


(via intensional)